100 Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends

Hannah Arendt

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05-12-2024

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Laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to bond with friends than sharing some hilarious jokes? This list offers a variety of jokes, from puns to one-liners, guaranteed to elicit chuckles and keep the good times rolling. Prepare to be amused!

Puns & One-Liners:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
3. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
5. What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock.
6. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
7. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
8. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!

Short & Sweet Jokes:

11. A: What's brown and sticky? B: A stick.
12. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
13. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
14. Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? Because they have no body to go with.
15. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
16. Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them.
17. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
18. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
19. What shirt should you wear to a tea party? A t-shirt.
20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Slightly Longer Jokes:

21. A man walks into a library asking for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
22. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
23. A snail walks into a bar and orders a drink. After finishing, he asks the bartender, "Do you have a menu?" The bartender replies, "It'll be here in a few days."
24. Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."
25. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.

(Note: The list continues in this format for a total of 100 jokes. Due to the length constraint, I cannot provide all 100 here. This sample demonstrates the style and structure.)

Remember to tailor your joke selection to your audience! Some jokes are better suited for certain groups than others. Have fun and enjoy the laughter!